Nota Dari si Pencuri (U)

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From Sin Chiew Daily. Letter from the thief who stole the Selangor Chief of
Police's car last week.

Dear Datuk,
I really did not know that it was your car.
Please believe me that I really did not realise that it was a
police chief's official car.
However, why was it my target among so many cars in Selangor?
Moreover, it was only an ordinary Proton.
Please do not blame me. Even though it was an inadvertence, there was
a reason behind it.

Our industry has been rapidly grew in recent years and there are
markets for new, old, domestic, imported, luxury and ordinary cars.
Even if it is just an old Proton, some of its parts can still be sold
for money. That was also why your car was targeted that day.
Please do not blame the poor anti-theft system, and do not be angry
with the additional car security system. In fact, these devices are just
decorations for car thieves in Malaysia. They are not even a challenge
for us.
Even for expensive security equipment, which is usually installed in
luxury cars with satellite tracking system that can stop engine
operation, we can still break it within the first 10 minutes, drive it
onto a container another 10 minutes later, send it to Port Klang after
another 20 minutes and it takes another 10 minutes to ship it to foreign

As for your car, it required only 2 minutes.
The business is too good while the crime detection rate...I am sorry,
but I think we donot need to mention more about it.
In terms of the rate of return, it is indeed a non-risky business
with extraordinarily high returns that does not require any capital at
all. It is certainly the most promising industry in Malaysia with the
largest development space.
Even during the national economic doldrums, it can still contribute
to the country's economic growth.
For example, the second-hand spare parts market, from engines to cup
holders, islargely relying on our supply.
Also, we can earn a lot of foreign exchange if we sell the cars to
foreign countries.

The high stolen car rate and low crime detection rate also led to the
development of the insurance industry. We should also be credited for
the increase of premiums.
Datuk, if you do not want your car to be stolen again next time, the
only way is to write a note stating your identity and display it on your
dashboard. We would be very delighted to give you our full cooperation.
Also, I saw that police forensic officers were trying to search for
clues in the car. I am sure it was a tough work for them.
I forgot to leave another note to tell you that I had actually asked
someone to thoroughly wash your car for a few times.
If fingerprints are found, you may get the samples from the
Immigration. They belong to a Bangladesh.

I had removed the Global Positioning System (GPS) in your car to
avoid leaving any record. Initially, I was planning to install a more
advanced system for you, but as I was in a bit of rush this time, so
maybe next time.
your truly,
car thief

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Gochika @ May 21, 2010 at 6:11 PM

heh heh ad ajuga macam ni kah

miss hav0c @ May 21, 2010 at 7:03 PM

ngoks r pencuri ini..

cocoemonella @ May 21, 2010 at 9:15 PM

nak install sistem yg lg canggih ta de masa..
tp na tulis notes pnjg giler camni de mse plak si pncuri ni..

nurain @ May 21, 2010 at 9:30 PM

hahaha..sentap gile kalo ketua polis bace

yonz @ May 24, 2010 at 10:44 AM

anyway, ini mmg klako~ hahahahahhaha~