Lelaki pelik?

6:24 PM / Comments (16) / by Admin

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Lelaki menjadi pelik bila..
-valid utk lelaki melayu tipikal yg tinggal di semenanjung shj

  1. tak tengok bola
  2. tak main bola
  3. tak tahu menahu pasal bola
  4. tak tahu main bola
  5. tak cek segmen sukan bila mana ada newspaper ada di depan mata
  6. tak tahu menunggang motor
  7. tak tahu pakai kain pelikat
  8. tak tahu apa-apa pasal politik
  9. tak berminat langsung dengan wanita
  10. sikat rambut melampau kemas (dapat bayangkan?)
  11. pakai perfume melampau kuat (sampai boleh pening dibuatnya)
  12. obses melampau terhadap artis
  13. pakai baju ketat melampau
  14. bercakap melampau lembut (Aww~)
  15. shave bulu buluan secara melampau. haha
  16. beli perfume yg berbau feminin
  17. beli g-string??
  18. beli tisu khas utk lap sebum di muka
  19. beli satu set penjagaan muka
  20. beli kasut jimmy choo
  21. beli apa yg ricky martin, enrique, jonas brothers beli
  22. beli fair and lovely
  23. beli cd rihanna dan katy perry

p.s- wajarkah kita melabel org "pelik"? banyak faktor yg menyebabkan seseorang tidak minat bola sepak, obses dengan penjagaan muka dan memakai fair and lovely etc etc. jadi, adakah patut anda melabel seseorang itu pelik?

p.s.s- kalau pelik pun, apa salahnya menjadi pelik? lain dari yg lain is cool. jangan jadi gay jela.


16 Comments:

audi @ February 11, 2009 at 7:53 PM

aku enda puas hati ni...haha!aku minat katy perry soooooooooo baddddd!!!!aku pelik mcm asael pilik

IkanStim @ February 11, 2009 at 10:27 PM

haha
aku agak minat jgk katy
tp nda la beli cd beliau
xleh blah dow
haha

Akak @ February 11, 2009 at 11:55 PM

eeeeyuuuhhh!!
katy perry diminati kamurang??

aneh~

perempuan peLik puLak cmana?
masih adaka term tu untuk prempuan? rasanya mcm semua benda peLik biLa pempuan buat ndaLa peLik suda jadinya. ahahaha

IkanStim @ February 12, 2009 at 1:50 AM

euw??
haha
xkan kami nak minat jonas brothers kot?

perempuan plik, nanti di post
hoho
perempuan pun pndai plik ba

hadio69 @ February 12, 2009 at 1:02 PM

ceh post utk mmbela nsb org2 plik cm farid~ lalala

IkanStim @ February 12, 2009 at 1:26 PM

lalala
skeptic

fa-aja-aja @ February 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM

hahaha..
i setuju dengan hadio69!
mesti ada yang sangkut dgn ko kan f dlm senarai tuh
farid pelik..wekkk..
;P

just joking! haha

audi @ February 13, 2009 at 12:15 AM

hahah..aku xbeli.aku donlod.
ko tlg buat promo la jo.
album wif vid n lyrics skali.wahahahaha!

jonas brothers?~ euwwwwww~

IkanStim @ February 13, 2009 at 1:51 AM

cik pah
cari gaduh ka??
haha
susah maw mau upload vid jes
intrnet pahloi

Asrih Arif @ February 16, 2009 at 2:54 AM

out of 23....7 ciri2 yg ada padaku... is that weird? i dont like to use the word weird... its unique... people are born unique in their own way... kenapa perlu sama dgn orang lain?

I don't like football at all. No offense to football fans but I think the game is not exciting. I mean my personal opinion. Am I a gay? No I am not.

I found alot of people yg suka bola adalah GAY disini.... hmmmhh is that weird?

IkanStim @ February 16, 2009 at 7:35 AM

relax abg asrih
its just a term
no offense
most of criteria in the list is referring to me actually
haha

boo @ February 16, 2009 at 8:19 PM

aha..ade la btol gak..
x ske laki x ske bola..coz me myself lurve football..teeheee..;p

IkanStim @ February 16, 2009 at 10:01 PM

seriously?
xska lelaki x into bola?
wahhh

nyzm @ February 21, 2009 at 8:22 PM

yg 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th tu aku rse tk pelik sngt kot
sebab tak sume suka bola

yg tu sume aku mmg buat, maksud aku yg 1,2,3,4

jonas brother? fuck la hahahha

IkanStim @ February 21, 2009 at 11:33 PM

haha
jonas bros kiut kot
hahahahahahahaa

HazirahMahadzir @ April 16, 2009 at 4:37 PM

ahaha~
lelaki yg tak minat bola tu aku rasa cool,boleh?xD